Forum games are forbidden on the NG BBS, but who cares? this is not the NGBBS!

So you must add 7 words to continue the story. You may start a new sentence or finish another one, as long as you write 7 words total and they are coherent with the previous 7 words. We want grammatical sentences created here.

I'm starting:

Once upon a time, in a land

Far far away, You are a young

unicorn named snowball, who ate a bunch

A bunch of marijuana, and then died.

but rose again on the third day.

Epicfail then, push it off a cliff.

But it landed on a trampoline

The trampoline troll at the unicorn, burp.

Then it died,from chronic AIDS disease.

When it got to hell the devil

Anally raped Snowball with a fucking pitchfork.

Sensationalism was at home that night eating

and he died from a pasta overdose

And then Mr. T came and assaulted sensationalism.

He was positively surprised, for he saw

ZOMBIE JESUS, and he ate lawlmaster's brains.

then thelittleemo kicked down the door

, using only his massive 40 pounds penis

and caught lawl fapping to furry porn

And Condor crashed his roflcopter into them.