Talking about Condor, we all knew that

He was also watching furry porn

In his roflcopter while crashing into them.

And he was sticking his dick into

a fleshlight, while cutting open a ripe

a Watchmen unrated DVD for Adults only

mango, because he wanted the big seed

To go into his urethra, because

that shit made him hard as fuck

And WHOOPS HE CAME so he

decided to drink his own damn jizz

But what he didn't realize was that

then the police came and tazered him

which got him quite some internet fame

And it tasted like a mango smoothie.

but the mango smoothie sucked major vagina

Meanwhile, Brass was at home and he

checked in his panties so see if

He still had that penny he found

(Also, clean this thread up, or shut it down.)

But it was in his anus. Aww.